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In life I am the Fruit Loop in the bowl of Cheerios, but at least I am interesting!
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If I have 3 apples and 5 pears... how many watermelons to I have?
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thought a shitsu was a zoo with no animals
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Why do I keep talking to myself?
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Life is like a lemon you have to peal off the bitter skin skin we have skin it protects us like a lemon life is like a lemon you have to peal off the bitter ...
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did not LOSE their mind.
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If you can raed tihs tehn you hvae a srtgnae mnid, Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
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Double it
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wonders if it would be weird to scream my own name during sex...
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is staring at the pink llama sitting the corner plotting against me with the purple fairies and yellow goblin's. but i got my troll and pixie army.
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u r reading my status!
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BURP THEN FART
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oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh! guess what? what the crap! i forgot it
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Has just killed the fire alarm , because it criticized my cooking. DIE FIRE ALARM ! DIEEEE! lol.
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If I have 3 apples and 5 pears... how many watermelons to I have? Answer: 2 because of my BOOBS
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