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I seriously want to see the Twilight fans react to Sam and Dean Winchester killing the Edward and Jacob. Just saying. :D
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Bella: I punched a Werewolf in the face. Emmett: BAD ASS!!!
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Is going to dye their hair brown, become clumsy and pale and wait for my vampire...never mind, all I have to do is wait for the vampire...LOL
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Its pretty simple. Spend time with Edward in Summer to keep you cool and spend time with Jacob in Winter to keep you warm. Bella learned the hard way :)
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Twilight haters will be shot.. survivors will be given to the Volturi for dinner :D
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Blood is red, veins are blue, Jacob has both, and they's hotter than you
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Already knows where they will be 18 November 2011... Edward will be waiting on me!!
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The right thing is not always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So good luck figuring that out
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Like this if U would`t mind being turned into a VAMPIRE
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My mom always told me to eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.. But my mom also told me that if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit..
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Remus Lupin can kick Jacob Black's werewolf ass any day! xD
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What if Edward on Twilight was Zac Efron? Now THAT would be a good movie..
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I am a twilight addict and proud of it :)
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Bella gets Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. For the rest of us. Well, let's face it, we get no one. Who's up for Team Push Bella Off a Cliff?
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Half Moon? You know what this means?? Yep midget werewolves.
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