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's favourite hobby is running after silver Volvo's screaming "bite me"
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Edward=Diamonds
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I'm looking for a guy with gold eyes sexy voice strong and a vegetarian pretty much like Edward Cullen
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Yes I will!
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If Taylor Laughter was about to jump off a cliff i would cry. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff i would be the one to push their. END OF STORY..
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only a girl who has read twilight would make their boyfriend stand in the sunlight and say "SPARKLE YOU FOOL SPARKLE!"
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I lay in bed and dream of Edward Cullen bruising my body, mangling my headboard, and destroying my pillows.
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Calling it a night DO NOT DISTURB! (unless u r a warm blooded, cold nosed, fuzzy werewolf by the name of Jacob Black; DISTURB ME PLZ!)
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is not team Jacob or Edward. I am part of Dumbledore's Army
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If only Stephanie would finish Midnight Sun :(
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According to the Damon Salvatore, "real vampires don't sparkle." So I guess that means Edward isn't real.
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"I know what you are."
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You say Edward's cute, I say "Yuck." You say Jacob's hot, I say "Back away before I kill u!"
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Edward Cullen brings a whole new meaning to the saying "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"
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Team Jareth, because only Goblin Kings should sparkle.
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