Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: ... is so tired, my ass is dragging my foot prints out!!! Going to bed, good night all!!!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Is off to bed. Yes I know that's odd, but I'm completely exhausted, so if anyone calls or texts me, I will strangle you when I see you next!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Now I lay me down to sleep,Me and Mine our souls to keep.let us rest thru the nite, And wake joyful to mornings lite. Amen
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: My pillow asked for some head, and my sheets wants some ass.
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Dear Sleep,
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: I have a very important meeting with my pillow...I'll let you know how it goes!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: has nothing witty, sarcastic, funny, smart or bitchy to post as my status at this time, so I'm just going to go to bed. =)
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Most girls want to be a princess at age 5 or 6. I still want to. I mean come on, Sleeping Beauty got to sleep for 100 years and I only get 3 or 4 hours?
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: is too tierd to thnik, to tierd to feel, to tierd to braeth, and too tierd to from a copmelte setnence that maeks any tpye of sesne at all.
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: That diversion must have caused a serious disruption on my journey to the Land of Nod coz I have somehow arrived on Facebook ?? WTF !!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Off to sleep. . .hoping the 6-8 hours of beauty sleep works this time! Love you all
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: needs about a 10 hour nap.
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: wishes they were asleep, but can't seem to find the "off" switch to their brain!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: has been kidnapped by a bed, a pillow, and a blanket. Ransom note reads,"If yOu EveR WaNt To SeE YoUR FriEnD AgaIn YoU WiLl NOt TaLK To ThEm UnTIl 9 O CloCK"
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Stress and sleep issues, begone! *POOF*.Ah crud, that didn't work.
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