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Sleepy statuses and quotes

Group:Sleepy
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I hate the feeling when I want to sleep, but when I go to bed, my body says "just kidding"

Group:Sleepy
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Step "Come out of Facebook and go to sleep"
Log off and slowly back away from the computer!
You have the right to remain sleepy.
Anything you say will not make sense.

Group:Sleepy
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My pillow is calling me "Baby, come to me quickly"

Group:Sleepy
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I'm in a good relationship with sleep and I get some every night...
And if I'm lucky I get some during the day.

Group:Sleepy
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I've had enough of this whole "being-awake" thing, so I'm going to try the "being-asleep" thing now and see if that helps. 'Night!! :P
Group:Sleepy
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It's one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
Lemony Snicket

Group:Sleepy
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The only place i want to escape to right now is my bed. away from all the drama and everything. where i can do what i want and be with who i want!!
Group:Sleepy
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My bed is some magical place where I'm incredibly quickly remember all things, that I was supposed to do.

Group:Sleepy
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I'm so tired! Why do people say they "slept like a baby"? Screw that! I wanna sleep like an 80 year old Back Row Baptist on a Sunday morning!
Group:Sleepy
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I go to bed too late every night, and I understand that this is a very bad idea every morning.

Group:Sleepy
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I'm going to the place where men like children obey, money grows on trees, where everything is perfect, everything is in order.
Dreamland already here and I go there.

Group:Sleepy
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Read me a great story!
Tuck me in gentle tight!
Say a sweet prayer!
Kiss me goodnight!

Group:Sleepy
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The most beautiful bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.

E.J.Cossman

Group:Sleepy
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Before falling asleep...need to get to my bed before my head hits the alajdflkjadflkadsfaklihmndfa...
Oopsss, too late.

Group:Sleepy
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Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year olds

by Jojo Jensen

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