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Sleepy statuses and quotes

Sleepy statuses and quotes
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Good night! Sleep tight! Sweet dreams! I love you! See you in the morning! MMUUAAHH!!
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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Step UHHHWAAAAY from Facebook! Log off and slowly back away from the computer!!! You have the right to remain sleepy. Anything you say will not make sense. . .
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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wants to tell you a story. "Once upon a time.." Wait! This shits been done before! You know what? Never mind. My tired ass is going to bed. Night all! :)
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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is currently undergoing system update. This process should be completed in 6-8 hrs. Leave a message and I will get back to you in the morning. Thank you
Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group:Sleepy
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I've had enough of this whole "being-awake" thing, so I'm going to try the "being-asleep" thing now and see if that helps. 'Night!! :P
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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is going to bed,early start again 2mro, last 1 on Facebook don't forget to lock up and turn lights off...night xx
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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The only place i want to escape to right now is my bed. away from all the drama and everything. where i can do what i want and be with who i want!!
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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is heading off 2 snuggle land, where all my dreams come true. So good night and sweet dreams all:)
Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group:Sleepy
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I'm so tired! Why do people say they "slept like a baby"? Screw that! I wanna sleep like an 80 year old Back Row Baptist on a Sunday morning!
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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My pillow just called me a bitch...guess that means I need to go cuddle with it. Sweet Dreams Y'all!!!
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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I ain't sleeping. I am just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids. xD
Sleepy statuses and quotes
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Off ta club B.E.D..ft. DJ Blankie & MC pillow. Night Facehookers! Oops, I mean Facebookers..LOL! Sweet Dreams!
Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group:Sleepy
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roll.. roll.. roll.. my eyes, get my ass to bed... turn off the light, say good night and call me sleepy head.
Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group:Sleepy
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is going to give their pillow some head and their sheets some booty, Good night y'all. Love y'all <3
Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group:Sleepy
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Is going to a land where everything is prefect and where nothing ever goes wrong! Yup That's Right In Off To Dreaming land! x Night Night all <3
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