Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Good night! Sleep tight! Sweet dreams! I love you! See you in the morning! MMUUAAHH!!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Step UHHHWAAAAY from Facebook! Log off and slowly back away from the computer!!! You have the right to remain sleepy. Anything you say will not make sense. . .
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: wants to tell you a story. "Once upon a time.." Wait! This shits been done before! You know what? Never mind. My tired ass is going to bed. Night all! :)
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: is currently undergoing system update. This process should be completed in 6-8 hrs. Leave a message and I will get back to you in the morning. Thank you
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: I've had enough of this whole "being-awake" thing, so I'm going to try the "being-asleep" thing now and see if that helps. 'Night!! :P
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: is going to bed,early start again 2mro, last 1 on Facebook don't forget to lock up and turn lights off...night xx
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: The only place i want to escape to right now is my bed. away from all the drama and everything. where i can do what i want and be with who i want!!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: is heading off 2 snuggle land, where all my dreams come true. So good night and sweet dreams all:)
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: I'm so tired! Why do people say they "slept like a baby"? Screw that! I wanna sleep like an 80 year old Back Row Baptist on a Sunday morning!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: My pillow just called me a bitch...guess that means I need to go cuddle with it. Sweet Dreams Y'all!!!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: I ain't sleeping. I am just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids. xD
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Off ta club B.E.D..ft. DJ Blankie & MC pillow. Night Facehookers! Oops, I mean Facebookers..LOL! Sweet Dreams!
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: roll.. roll.. roll.. my eyes, get my ass to bed... turn off the light, say good night and call me sleepy head.
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: is going to give their pillow some head and their sheets some booty, Good night y'all. Love y'all <3
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Sleepy statuses and quotes
Group: Sleepy
Text: Is going to a land where everything is prefect and where nothing ever goes wrong! Yup That's Right In Off To Dreaming land! x Night Night all <3
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Status is a short statement, usually 140-150 symbols in length, which represents emotional state of its owner. Statuses are implemented in social networks and other means of communication. Status is a good way to know your friends batter. By reading statuses of your friends you can find out a lot of new things about them. Statuses are easy to change and you can change your status as many times as you like, depending on your mood. Any text can be used as status, the only limitation is size. During the day we can find a lot of interesting and original quotes, statements or sayings which we can use as status.

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