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Group:Sleep
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Is off to bed But will be thinking of you while I do it, Night Facebook :D <3
Group:Sleep
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is laying down their head, closing their eyes and is off to a place where they writes their own happy ending...
Group:Sleep
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I may not have gotten caught, but I'm sure that I've done something that deserved a Time Out ! I'm sending myself to bed to think about what I've done ! XOXOX
Group:Sleep
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is soooo tired. Why do I keep hitting the stupid shuffle button to get a good update? Must. Sleep. Now! Can't. Stop. Shuffling! Help me please!
Group:Sleep
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My husband is so full of hot air they farts in their sleep.
Group:Sleep
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*~POOF~*
Group:Sleep
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you see, APPARENTLY there's this thing called "sleep." Evidently I have yet to master it. However, I have mastered insomniac hallucinations quite well!!
Group:Sleep
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is hitting the sack...
Group:Sleep
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Well seriously think again coz ur sat on fb:L.
Group:Sleep
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I honestly am in LOVE with my sleep medication.. Without it I would be a vampire!! (hey at least I'd have permanent sparkle!!)
Group:Sleep
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just gonna go to bed and dream about you !
Group:Sleep
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prostitutes leaving!!!
Group:Sleep
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UPDATE:
Group:Sleep
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< -- has been kidnapped!! my napper is bed! its accomplice pillow! i would ask to be saved but that can wait till the morning!
Group:Sleep
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Wat's the point of making Ur bed if Ur just gonna sleep in it wen u get home?
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