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...would rather be single and feel lonely at times, than to be in a relationship and feel alone when my partner is standing right next to me.
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's New Years Resolution for 2010 is to not date with out a complete back ground check and psychological evaluation.
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What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .
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wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex... it doesn't!!
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Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass So (no)SCRUBS
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is single and you're gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you're gonna change it!
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Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
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Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
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I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley
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I just wish one guy could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that's as impossible as nailing jello to a tree <3
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I'm single because i am saving myself for someone who deserves me.
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"Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies." - Sex in the City
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single...anybody wanna change that?:]
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So (no)SCRUBS
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Guys are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
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