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whilst on the face book page Press Up, Down,Left,Right,Left,Right, enter key then right click Then press up then down & magic circles will appear
Group:Silly
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Don't grab life by the horns, Grab it by the balls
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this pig is pig a pig good pig way pig to pig keep pig a pig rich pig idiot pig busy pig while pig you pig use pig their pig chocolate pig fountain pig. ;)
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let's start a story! Everyone add whatever u what ! please join in its fun!! OK: Once upon a time there was a splatter painted zebra...
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Well spank me hard & call me silly & hand me a nice cold drink, its Friday. WooT WooT :o) LMFAO!
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Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.. Olive oil from olives.. Sunflower oil from sunflowers.. Peanut oil from peanuts.. Baby oil from.. Oh no!
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3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!:D *
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I just got banned from a church. Apparently it's 'disrespectful' to run through the church graveyard singing staying alive.
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you know me..cause you met me..you like me..cause you know me..your my friend..cause you understand me..and your in my life forever BECAUSE you accept me <3
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I have skills. I can wink both eyes at the same time. It's true!
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and then i was like DUDE! and they was like DUDE! and i was like DUDE! yeah its a true story.. you just had to be there :)
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If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
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Sometimes I like to let my mind wander...darn thing is, most times it forgets to return!!
Group:Silly
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I went to the gym the other day, and they got a new machine in, i used it for an hour then i started to feel sick, its great tho, it does Mars bars, Snickers
Group:Silly
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This morning i took the governments advice and on my journey to work i took a snow shovel, big blanket and a hazard light. I looked a right idiot on bus
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