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We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

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Life is very short so break silly rules.
Forgive quickly.
Believe slowly.
Love truly.
Laugh loudly and never avoid anything that makes you smile!

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I would climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest sea, just to be with you....
Fortunely, we live in the middle of Kansas.

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YEWWWW!!!! ツ
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✂ ------ ¯ (ツ ) /¯ ------
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Oh yeah! ( / ) ( | ) ( ) ( / ) Do the happy butt dance! Tomorrow's Friday! Whooooo Hooooo!
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I got thrown out of Farmville. They found undocumented workers on my farm.
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Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now they's doing three to five
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says I'm the type of girls who laughs 3 times at a joke: 1 when they's told a joke, 2 when someone explains it to their and 3 when they gets it 2 hours later
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dreamed they ate the world's largest fruit rollup, last night. they woke up this morning and the shower curtain was missing.
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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
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is going outside and having a talk with old man winter and kicking jack frost in the snowballs!
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hey you darn wood chucks, quit chucking my wood.
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When life gets you down, know what you gotta do??? Just keep swimming!! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming. What do we do, we swim swim!!
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