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Snow on da' ground, snow on da' ground, Drivin' like a fool wit da' snow on the ground, look at ya now - car spinnin' around
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack should have worn a cup!
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Why is it that I have 300+ friends on Facebook, yet every time I post something you think its about you?
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There are many ways to win someone back. Drunk dialing them at 3am isn't one of them, LOL.
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When my parents taught me to tread water as a child, little did I know it would be so I could swim in a sea of IDIOTS as a grown up!!
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humour if a donkey's front legs are going 40 mph, what are the back legs doing? A: haling ass!
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For 2011 I have hired a secretary for any complaints...so if you have a complaint go to Helen Wait.
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Before you post something about common-sense make sure you have some or yes you will look stupid.
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I was looking for the perfect status to fit my mood...and after a while I realised that nobody could even begin to put in words how I'm feeling right now!
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humour says don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
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Today has decided to put world domination on hold as I have been dis-crated by a cold
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Unless you want a fork in your shoulder (:
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just because you worked for three hours doesn't mean you need a five hour nap (nights sleep)!
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humour there are some people that I wish could be rats for a day so we could feed them D-Con and watch their furry asses explode.
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Stupidity is a serious disease please find the cure before u die
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