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Your head is so far up your ass I'm surprised you haven't shit it out yet!
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humour I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver!
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humour I'm only $999,999 short of being a millionaire. If you're interested in helping this cause, just send me a money order. :)
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As long as you have a strong back and take a lot of crap the end result will be used up...
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just one MORE beer, is ALL i say. just one MORE beer, along the way. just one MORE beer, again TOO often. just one MORE beer, maybe you fade softly?
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If I say I don't like you as nothing, I mean it. If I love you, I'll say so.
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One day, beyonce called Justin Bieber and asked if he wanted to sing her song at his concert. He asked which one. She laughed and replied, "If i was a boy".
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Why don't they have Spring Day. We could decorate with flowers and plants. That would be nicer than red and pink hearts around fat naked babies.
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Boy do I feel silly. I was driving down the two way street of friendship, when I realized all this time it was a one way street.
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life is 2 short 4 break ups lol xx
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To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at the store: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome
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You may be pretty, but I'm smart, and looks don't last forever.
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Sittin' on the couch, eatin' mini wheats *crunch crunch crunch*
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humour I am the type of girl that will break out and dance in the middle of a grocery store to ringtones on my phone
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has Angel Eyes and an Innocent Smile But when the Smile is combined with the Glare watch out B/c the Devilish side is Ready to Start Some Trouble! ; )
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