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Yes I'm a BI*** and yes i enjoy it.Don't like it then GO SCREW YOURSELF.
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humour What's your dad's address? I wanna go kick their ass for not wearing a condom...seriously, what is it?
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Hates it when you are that close to your goal and someone has to turn your world upside down and mess it all up
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humour Right before a three day weekend every ones excited...until Tuesday comes and bites you in the ass, kinda seems like a Monday to me!!
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is asking what life will throw at us next?? and asking life not to bother answering that question!!
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sorry I'm not 'perfect' :) your idea of perfect being an anorexic that slaps on make-up whilst looking like a wot-sit with legs :L :)
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OK, so let me get this straight, you want me to like you...but then you act like THAT?
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doesn't have hot flashes, they has power surges!!
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I'll grow up when you grow up. Oops, looks like we'll both be stuck here for a while. ;)
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You try to do something nice for a change, then ya ave it thrown back in ya face.
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Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!
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loves everybody. some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i would love to punch in the face with a smile.
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humour Your mom just called and they asked if you would bring home some condoms, so they doesn't make the same mistake, twice.
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You're F..bad..in kidding me right?!
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You are a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!!!
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