Sarcastic statuses and quotes
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Text: Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!
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Text: You try to do something nice for a change, then ya ave it thrown back in ya face.
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Text: I'll grow up when you grow up. Oops, looks like we'll both be stuck here for a while. ;)
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Text: doesn't have hot flashes, they has power surges!!
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Text: OK, so let me get this straight, you want me to like you...but then you act like THAT?
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Text: sorry I'm not 'perfect' :) your idea of perfect being an anorexic that slaps on make-up whilst looking like a wot-sit with legs :L :)
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Text: is asking what life will throw at us next?? and asking life not to bother answering that question!!
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Text: humour Right before a three day weekend every ones excited...until Tuesday comes and bites you in the ass, kinda seems like a Monday to me!!
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Text: Hates it when you are that close to your goal and someone has to turn your world upside down and mess it all up
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Text: humour What's your dad's address? I wanna go kick their ass for not wearing a condom...seriously, what is it?
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Text: Yes I'm a BI*** and yes i enjoy it.Don't like it then GO SCREW YOURSELF.
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Text: I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Text: I have already dealt with enough stupidity today. I do not have the time nor patience to deal with yours too. Please come back another day and try again. :|
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Text: The next time someone asks for advice, I'm charging a fee, so then when they don't listen, at least I'm compensated for my wasted time.
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Text: live n let live like one another, be all friends together or your be extremely lonely! :>
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