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Sometimes I pretend I give a crap but you wanna know a secret? I DON'T CARE WHAT SO EVER!
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Farts are like people they can be silent, deadly, loud, smelly, and painful
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WANKER! TOSSER! sorry did that come out loud, f**king torrets
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"because you F..bad..ing stink!"
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Says police have found a body in the park. Beer belly, saggy tits, wrinkly ass and no underwear. Please friends just let me know your ok!!!
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"naught boy draws a penis on the black board. lady teacher rubs it off. next they draws a bigger 1 & says "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!"
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wife buys crotchless undies to spice up love life. puts them on shows hubby says "want some of this?"
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I'm such a F..bad..in' lady !!!
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Mr. and Mrs. Blobby are in bed, Mrs. Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly!" Mr. Blobby says "for F..bad..'s sake just swallow it!"
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is singing: Mary had a little lamb, they tied it to a pylon, Ten thousand volts shot up it's bum, And turned it's wool to nylon
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Wish Murder was legal...I'd have a yard full of bodies already!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it didn't make it across!
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Cry me a river, piss me a pond or just f'n forget it, cuz life goes on!
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I come with a warning label on me u might want to read it before u talk to me! I'm allergic to bullshit...
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True happiness is not seeing the love of your life walk thru the door at the end of the day, But however it is seeing your Ex on the back of a milk carton.
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