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Rude statuses and quotes

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I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.
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will Realize that GOD is the only Person that Fits that Description !
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea, sponge-bob square pants, who died in the ocean because of bp, sponge-bob square pants! Ha! how doe's B.P feel now LOL
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says: F..bad.. the police... seriously, some of em are pretty fit! & they bring their own handcuffs! ohhh yeaaa :P ;)
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Oh! Here is your plate of I don't give a shit and crackers!
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I wish I was a witch. I'd shove my broom stick right up your ass.
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says-Fat woman getting ready for fancy dress party tells hubby she has nothing to wear. He says "Pull your piss flaps over you head and go as a sugar puff!"
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Why in the F..bad.. did you do that ! You're going get me in deep crap ! :P
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my penis is like a helter skelter slide it costs me so i can use it and the ride is over in seconds lol
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only plays dirty when there's someone worth playing with ;)
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Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
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scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN
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well there you go, your the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-square,congratulations
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faces u make on the toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
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is tired of people who use "that's just how I am" to excuse rude or inconsiderate behavior.
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