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Text: I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.
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Text: will Realize that GOD is the only Person that Fits that Description !
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Text: who lives in a pineapple under the sea, sponge-bob square pants, who died in the ocean because of bp, sponge-bob square pants! Ha! how doe's B.P feel now LOL
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Text: says: F..bad.. the police... seriously, some of em are pretty fit! & they bring their own handcuffs! ohhh yeaaa :P ;)
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Text: Oh! Here is your plate of I don't give a shit and crackers!
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Text: I wish I was a witch. I'd shove my broom stick right up your ass.
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Text: says-Fat woman getting ready for fancy dress party tells hubby she has nothing to wear. He says "Pull your piss flaps over you head and go as a sugar puff!"
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Text: Why in the F..bad.. did you do that ! You're going get me in deep crap ! :P
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Text: my penis is like a helter skelter slide it costs me so i can use it and the ride is over in seconds lol
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Text: only plays dirty when there's someone worth playing with ;)
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Text: Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
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Text: scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN
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Text: well there you go, your the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-square,congratulations
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Text: faces u make on the toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
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Text: is tired of people who use "that's just how I am" to excuse rude or inconsiderate behavior.
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Social networking is the practice of expanding the number of one's business and/or social contacts by making connections through individuals. While social networking has gone on almost as long as societies themselves have existed, the unparalleled potential of the Internet to promote such connections is only now being fully recognized and exploited, through Web-based groups established for that purpose.

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