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Rednecks statuses and quotes

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if u think I'm a bitch you should meet my mom
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Ways
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you sure as heck is a redneck if you put barbecue on everything you see and think of it as chicken!
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Has a great idea! Just need to find that handy dandy DUCT TAPE! Its around here somewhere.. FOUND IT! Now lets get productive!
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likes old Ford's and mud and horsepower and they go so good together
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Green= go Fast
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"Damn ur truck leaks alot of oil" i say, naw its just sweatin horsepower
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Duck tape can fix anything!!
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Do u want to win a country girls heart, Well you pull up in a jacked up Chevy full of mud with Jason Aldean playing nice and loud on the radio.
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I make dirt look good...
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Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!
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You might be a redneck if you've read every one of the
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redneck word of the day:artichoke.used in a sentence. i ought to choke you
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Redneck word of the day-Water-Water y'all doing today?
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You might be a redneck if: The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
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