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OK I'm sick of dead beat dads who don't pay there child support i mean come on "GROW UP" you helped make the kid TOO NOW BE A MAN AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD!!
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Giving our kids all the fancy gadgets and games and Modern Technology items doesn't show them LOVE it Just Spoils them so they Don't learn appreciation.
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Why is it that we need a licence to own a dog, to drive a car, and catch a fish, but any brainless moron with no concept of responsibility can be a parent?
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If you've ever heard, "you suck, this is gay, your treating me like a baby or I hate you !" from your child, your doing a GREAT job as a parent!!!
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we teach our kid not to go to strangers houses, or take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween we dress them up and say, go get candy from that stranger!
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The greatest compliment a child can pay his mother is to say she is mean... because that means she is doing her job!
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recalls giving birth to cute cuddly babies, not hooligan monkeys! I think the hospital made a mistake.
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Dear God, please give me the strength to not slap the crap out of this kid. Or at least give the duct tape the strength to not let them escape. Amen.
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My Children are the reason I get up every single morning and the reason I drink every night!
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The mothers curse works: "Someday I hope you have children who act just like you!"
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If you choose a man over your children you are not a mother but a whore who's womb needs to be removed!!!
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Children are not stupid... Lying to them doesn't make them love you more, it makes them respect you less!
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I may not be the best when it comes to teaching my kids but I know I will try my very best to give them the best of everything in life.
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is putting themself in time-out; they needs a break!
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Being a parent means you sacrifice your needs for your child's. No matter what it is. No matter how old they, how far away they live. I'm still mom on the phone
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