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I think they sent the wrong elves to my house. They were supposed to clean it, not mess it up...OH! wait, those are my kids!
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I believe that a good day raising boys is one where you can go to bed rejoicing that nothing was either broken or invented that that required a trip to the ER!
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would the parents of "not my fault
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If you have children, remember this: When you finish with them, the rest of the world has to live with them, so please teach them respect.
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Today's parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. they'd be like "there, take time out to pick up your teeth."
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We won't teach our kids about their bodies or sex,yet we will teach them all the curse words.
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I have two loves. One calls me mommy & the other calls me baby
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My children are the reason I wake up each morning, The Reason I Want To Breath ... And The Reason My hair is falling out, My house is a mess & I'm Crazy!
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One of the hardest things to teach a child is that the truth is more important than the consequences
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off to trash the playroom, put toothpaste in the sink and crunch cereal into the tile..taking the pressure off the kids for a smoother morning
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I have the cutest most random alarm ever! It's settings include: Mom I'm hungry, Mom I gotta poop, Mom where is the remote, and my favorite Mom are you asleep!?
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says Grandma vs Mom: Grandma says, "Don't climb up there you'll fall down & get hurt!" Mom says, "they'll only do it once, unless they likes it."
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cleaning your house while your kids are home is like trying to shovel your driveway during a snowstorm.
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I actually learned something from watching "Super Nanny." If you talk to your children with a British accent they listen.
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The only way to know the true meaning of unconditional love is to become a Mother!
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