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sometimes wonders if it's all worth it, then looks at the kids and says,"Yep better keep fighting the good fight. They are the ones I'm trying to look out for!!
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Why couldn't my parents have been right when they said, "You're going to have 3 kids that act just like you!" Instead I got 2 who act just like their daddy!
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"As a parent, you are the GPS for your kids' lives. You can suggest the best route, but you can't make them stick to it." ~Ricky Polk~
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...needs the book "What to expect when you're expecting a teen". The baby stuff is easy..it's the teens years that make you paranoid!
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Put the cat down. PUT IT DOWN. PUT THE.. screw it. It will hurt you and that's how you will learn.
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I am a PARENT!! It is my JOB to PROTECT my children, from EVERYTHING that is BAD for them!! No matter WHO or WHAT it is!!
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How come when I tell my kids "it's not funny" they laugh even harder?
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Child support isn't just money, it's being there to love them, comfort them and teach them even if you're no longer in love with the other parent!
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When you're grown, you'll realize I set boundaries and rules for you because I DO love you and care about you! If I didn't I wouldn't waist my time or energy!!
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There comes a time when a parent needs to realize that they are no longer responsible for their grown children's actions or decisions.
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is amazed at how some "parents" seem to have all this free time to party.I'm lucky to get a shower every day, and i wouldn't have it any other way :)
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Calling yourself a parent because you carry a baby for 9 months and give birth is like calling me Rachael Ray because i can boil water
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Kids should come with a warning that says: "Caution can make you Bipolar"
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Being a parent means praying you children will grow, while wishing they could stay little forever.
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is driven over the edge every time they hears someone say they are "babysitting" for their own child. HELLO?! It is called parenting!
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