Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: OK, Monday, you go quietly about your business and I'll go quietly about mine, let's agree to disagree and it will be over soon.
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: if each day is a gift... can I return Monday for something I really like?
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: damn, first thing I saw this morning was Monday's ugly ass
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: You might as well force that smile & suck it up Cupcake because It's Monday whether you like it or not!!
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Ah, we meet again Monday I see my army of purple-ninja-penguins have once again failed to take you out.
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: I would like to file a police report against Monday for stalking me.
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Dear Monday, I could watch you fall off a cliff, be run over by a car, and be murdered by an angry squirrel and laugh. I frickin' hate you. Sincerely, Me.
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Monday, Monday , go away. I never liked you anyway!!!
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Hellooooo Monday...I see my Ninja Assassins have once again failed to take you out! Fear not, we have all week to try again. Have I mentioned that I HATE you?
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Each day is a gift. Mondays are gag gifts.
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: Monday, this isn't really working out anymore...Maybe we should have some time apart for awhile...It's not you! It's me! I just need some space...
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: After having multiple cups of coffee, Monday still doesn't look pretty! Give me beer instead! Lets see if that works
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Monday statuses and quotes
Group: Monday
Text: 's morning is now in progress... percolator activated... java infusion is engaged... and we have LIFT OFF!!! GOOD MORNING!
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