Monday statuses and quotes
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and just like that, it's Monday again!
Monday statuses and quotes
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Dear Monday: I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's just not working out between us. You're just not my type - I'm more of a Saturday kind of girl. Get out.
Monday statuses and quotes
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Take a deep breath and relax, Monday will be over soon.
Monday statuses and quotes
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OK, Monday, you go quietly about your business and I'll go quietly about mine, let's agree to disagree and it will be over soon.
Monday statuses and quotes
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if each day is a gift... can I return Monday for something I really like?
Monday statuses and quotes
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damn, first thing I saw this morning was Monday's ugly ass
Monday statuses and quotes
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You might as well force that smile & suck it up Cupcake because It's Monday whether you like it or not!!
Monday statuses and quotes
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Ah, we meet again Monday I see my army of purple-ninja-penguins have once again failed to take you out.
Monday statuses and quotes
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I would like to file a police report against Monday for stalking me.
Monday statuses and quotes
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WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
Monday statuses and quotes
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Dear Monday, I could watch you fall off a cliff, be run over by a car, and be murdered by an angry squirrel and laugh. I frickin' hate you. Sincerely, Me.
Monday statuses and quotes
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Monday, Monday , go away. I never liked you anyway!!!
Monday statuses and quotes
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Hellooooo Monday...I see my Ninja Assassins have once again failed to take you out! Fear not, we have all week to try again. Have I mentioned that I HATE you?
Monday statuses and quotes
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Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
Monday statuses and quotes
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Each day is a gift. Mondays are gag gifts.
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