Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

Mixed statuses and quotes

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NOOOO wait it cant flood yet i have to update my Facebook status firs...F..bad.. water quick run
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School, school, go away, don't come again any other day!!!
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wonders if dogs have their own different dialects.Like to German shepherds bark in German? And do chiwawa's bark in Spanish? And can other dogs understand?
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do u ever get the feeling ur getting watched? yea, well. O.o lolz
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.. May I ask? What would you be doing right this minute if Face book NEVER existed? Be Honest with me! Comments below :)
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Mm mm some people say one thing then do another...why is this?
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Never take for granted why God put you on this planet.
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You keep praying to God to fix your situation all the while they provided you with all the tools you need to fix it yourself. Lesson: praying alone isn't enough!
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[this could be entertaining! ha ha]
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OMG, what, something just happened, what where? over there see that speck right there, yeah what about it, its making me suspicious...
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
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does anyone else have the problem of your nose vibrating when you sing? just saying . . .
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The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from
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Got a busy day tomorrow. Things to do, places to go, and people to annoy...
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wonders at WHAT point does your leg hair go from "Time To Shave" to "Holy Crap ... IT'S A YETI !
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