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Men that treat there wife's like shit. There is always someone who will treat their like a Queen
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Men think they are the smarter sex only because women are smart enough to let them believe it
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Men should come with a best before date stamped on their ass.
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a new postage stamp shaped like a clitoris was introduced yesterday but it's not selling well cos only 5% of men know how 2 lick it properly!
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Men can't have babies because they are babies.
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Men r like a box of chocolates:at first they u00c3re sweet n enjoyable,but then u realize they're bad for u,regret having them n wish you'd left em on the shelf!
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is an idiot wrapped in a moron.
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at her like she is talking a foreign language?
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likes their coffee like their men.... strong, sweet, and very hot!!
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For men who think.."A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!
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Life is like a box of chocolates if you leave the bitches in your pocket, they are gonna melt!
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COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING: Men are good for...
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Wife : Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!
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Men are assholes- but at least some of them are easier on the eyes!
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Things never to say to a naked man - "Wow, that's cute!"
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