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Your Momma is So Fat... that It takes 2 planes and 3 bus rides to get to the bitch's good side
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The word "LIE" is in the word "BELIEVE" so be careful what you believe because it just might be a lie.
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wonders if I bring my boss a note from my doctor saying I have tourettes if I would be allowed to swear and yell at the customers?
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( ) this is my space,you enter my space i break your face
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Mei:you know what you remind me of.you:what?Mei:MY BRATTY SISTER!!
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Let me know when your mouth is done using up all your energy so you are sitting still long enough for me kick your damn ass!!!
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ugh! i wish someone would tell this girl shes a bitch...ACTUALLY I'll do it, YOU'RE A BITCH. :D.
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Me...Evil? Mean? Well...I blame the economy for my sinful ways...I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, times is hard!
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roses are red, violets are blue, its cold outside, but not as cold as you.
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How about you go out in the yard and play a nice game of hide and go F..bad.. YOURSELF!
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there is NOTHING in life that can't be fixed with a positive mind set and and a big F..bad..ing hammer!
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thinks its funny how you think I'm listening to you, when in reality I'm thinking of things i can throw at you to make you shut up!
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.. so what you ARE gonna do is, take my order, take my money, give me what i have paid for and smile sweetly and suggest I have a "nice day" OK BITCH !!!
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I love it when people tell me, "You should think before you speak!" I'm like, "I did. It's what I think and I really don't give a crap what other people think."
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u r sophisticated, pretty, and smart...wait, what am i saying? i hate u...
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