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...Two oranges sitting at a bar, one says to the other..."your round"! the other says..."no shit Sherlock ..."
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I hope the guilt of the trouble you have stirred up is eating you alive inside! You deserve to feel as much pain as you have caused those around you.
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God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realise that murder is illegal
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Today is brought to you by the letter W, T and F.
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I'm sittin here cryin & sad cuz of you while youre out there smiling & laughin actin like i never meant anything to you thanks for makin me feel like shit
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no one relishes how hard it is for me, we get some idiots in the world that annoy u or don't listen an i hate people that don't listen, :(
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mix with shit you get shit
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I don't get why people say short people are angry. I'm short, and happy. AND IF YOU CALL ME ANGRY AGAIN, I'M GUNNA KICK YOUR FACE IN!
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"you looked sad so I poked you"
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"I'm sorry" and "trust me" are the two most overly used phrases. Don't tell me you're sorry, show me you are! Don't tell me to trust you, show me that I can!
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is suffering from a severe case of F..bad.. IT ALL!!
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"friend are supposed to be there all the time, NOT just when its convenient for them"
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is DONE being at the mercy of everyone Else's convenience!
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Every little thing seems to piss me off today!
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Was hoping this year would be better, but it's not looking like it so far. :(
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