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kid;hey hey hey hey hey mom;what kid; oh i forgot
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parents you know you're a mom when "no" seems to mean 'please repeat the question'
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parents I started an itemized bill of everything since my kid was born, when they gets to the age for sex, I'll show what sex costs.
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parents Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network!!
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You know you're a Mom when you refer to the bathroom as "The Potty" even when you are talking to adults.
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parents Babies say momma and it's sooo cute. They say Dada everyone says awww. If they scream out "boobies" in middle of a store everyone assumes you're a bad parent!
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I'm changing my name, from now on I am not "mommy" my name is "shit" and i dare you to say it!!
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loves when people ask us about our large family; "Are the children all yours?" "No, we stole some from random families while walking through the mall"
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks... They charged one and let the other one off
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Moms heal their kids with a kiss, and kids heal their moms with hugs
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I'm so proud of myself today, I didn't sell my child on EBay, I didn't lock their in the closet, no duct tape was used AND I made to 5 before I started drinking!
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"Hey, your baby has your keys." "Oh, that's OK, I have a spare set." "Where is your spare set?" "_somewhere_" *F..bad..!*
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parents Okay kids have officially driven me nuts today. If you need me I will be in the corner of the rubber room giving myself a great big hug in my pretty white coat!
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My babies are reasons i smile, i laugh, i cry, i scream, i want to take off to nowhere for awhile all alone! They are just that good...
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parents You know you're a mom when your kids leave the room and you are still watching cartoons.
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