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Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers idiot!
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Put that back! Can't imagine why people would think kids could cause stress!
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Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers Twat!
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parents wonders why their daughter is crazy? - then realises it's because I'm their mother!
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believes that children are cheeky little angels sent by god to make us laugh
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parents every day i count my blessings. I'm thankful to my parents for teaching me how to live and I'm thankful to my children for teaching me how to love.
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Have you ever watched your child sleeping so peacefully, reached out and stroked their hair... and made sure they didn't have devil horns? ;)
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parents TGIF...oh wait, that's for people who don't have KIDS!
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When will kids realise we weren't born the age we are now, we were their age once & know what they're up to!
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You know you are old when you are so excited the kids went to sleep, so you can to, even though it is only 8:30.
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parents I am looking for "I Don't Know & Not Me". My kids seem to be very fond of them. If you see I Don't Know & Not Me, send them my way, they have hell of a mess!!
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Ur children should always come first over ANY man/women in your life. If they don't you don't deserve children
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parents When your children argue with you, remember that it was you who taught them to have a strong back bone..In the long run, it's a good thing.
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Cleaned their house. No really, I did. Come look, but be warned, by the time you get here, the kids will have messed it up again.
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says if your Kids aren't #1 in your life what the hell is? SMH :(
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