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mu be sties r awesome amazing cool and all DAT they r there 4 me I'm there 4 them but if some 1 hurts them or me they will be in big trouble. comment Ur name:)
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Why do people hate Justin Bieber, if they hasn't done anything to you.?
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Why do u love me ??? Because everyone else does!! Go follow the Trend
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This land is made of Love & Peace.!
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A) a long neck tooth bush or B) long spiky hair?
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i am just kidding bitch or am i?!
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dad - like a lovely detailed rose!
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If you like chocolate then like this if you hate it then like this then unlike this if you--oho shiny!
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There's a reason why we were born with middle fingers. with great power comes great responsibility. :D
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"The great thing about Facebook is you can say whatever you want and quote it by some one completely random" -George Washington
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some would say when life gives you lemons you make lemon aid i say when life gives you lemons throw them at the person who made u mad
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Watching spongebob and just realized something, MR.KRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM!
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man i must not be high enough shit aint workin!!
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It would be in your best interest to back away from me very slowly, and then at a safe distance you better run like hell!
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What r the 2 most important holes on a woman's body? no its not them u filthy bastard its their nostrils which allow their 2 breathe whilst giving u head !
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