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Text: Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run
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Insults statuses and quotes
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Text: thinks ur as useless ass tits on a nun
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Text: "You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks".
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Text: It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to "Grow up" they must know that's the ultimate insult coming from them!
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Text: says "When you're having a bad day remember - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the mouth"
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Text: Says "I'm going 2 buy u a condom 2 put on Ur head... cause if Ur going 2 act like a dick u may as well dress like one!!!
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Insults statuses and quotes
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Text: cried today...i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you...run my little retard run!
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Text: No one knew it was about you till you showed your ass. Don't blame me for your insecurity!
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Text: You're such an inspiration to millions of people; you're living proof that even stupid ugly people do, in fact, have sex
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Text: I want to say to some people "Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there's no difference"
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Text: If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?
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Text: 1 out of every 3 people are idiots. Look at the person on your left. Now look to your right. Don't see 'em yet?
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Insults statuses and quotes
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Text: says," Immaturity is temper tantrums, emotional instability, failure to learn from mistakes, irresponsibility, & thinking we all owe you".Sound familiar?
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Text: wants you to know that if you are looking for SYMPATHY, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
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Insults statuses and quotes
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Text: thinks certain people talk so much shit, they need a diaper duck taped to their face
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