Humor statuses and quotes
Group: Humor
Text:

Facebook is like a fridge.
When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.

user: name   
Humor statuses and quotes
Group: Humor
Text: Today morning when i was driving my Ferrari alarm woke me up.
user: Alfred    
Humor statuses and quotes
Group: Humor
Text: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
user: Jerry   
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Text: The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
user: Jerry   
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Text: A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
user: Jerry   
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Text: I promise i will be a better person tommorow ;)
user: Teny   
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Text: Ay girl i LIKE it, watz ur FACEBOOK name, so i can poke it ...... lmao ...
user: Buddy   
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Text: the old saying is that words will never hurt me but stick and stotes will well they lie they both can hurt you
user: emily jensen   
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Group: Humor
Text: We're talking dough. scratch. greenbacks.moolah. cheddar...SIMOLEANS!
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Humor statuses and quotes
Group: Humor
Text: the old saying is that words will never hurt me but sticks and stones will well they lied they all hurt u! whats next going say cars cant hit me but words can!
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Text: the 1 that don't mind u look like crap in the morning, the 1 that don't mind morning breath, the 1 that don't care u gained a few u00a3's. The VIBRATOR ty lord :
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Humor statuses and quotes
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Text: ... Come to my house, write on my wall : i`ll kick Ur ass !
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Text: "You know that feeling you get when you're in a high place, with the sudden urge to jump? I don't have it."
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Humor statuses and quotes
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Text: Well..You're about as fun as a box of rocks, aren't ya?
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Humor statuses and quotes
Group: Humor
Text: How about we all get drunk and crash an A.A. meeting together!
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Status explains your emotional state or it can contain some short joke, quote. Humor status is one that mission is to spread joy and good mood. If you want to make your mood batter and to share your good mood with friends and relatives then humor status is a good choice to do it. Laugh makes life longer and it helps to struggle with stress that most people have during working day. Cheer up your friends with a help of status and they’ll pay you with the same.

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