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Facebook is like a fridge.
When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.

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Today morning when i was driving my Ferrari alarm woke me up.
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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I promise i will be a better person tommorow ;)
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Ay girl i LIKE it, watz ur FACEBOOK name, so i can poke it ...... lmao ...
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the old saying is that words will never hurt me but stick and stotes will well they lie they both can hurt you
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We're talking dough. scratch. greenbacks.moolah. cheddar...SIMOLEANS!
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the old saying is that words will never hurt me but sticks and stones will well they lied they all hurt u! whats next going say cars cant hit me but words can!
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the 1 that don't mind u look like crap in the morning, the 1 that don't mind morning breath, the 1 that don't care u gained a few u00a3's. The VIBRATOR ty lord :
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... Come to my house, write on my wall : i`ll kick Ur ass !
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"You know that feeling you get when you're in a high place, with the sudden urge to jump? I don't have it."
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Well..You're about as fun as a box of rocks, aren't ya?
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How about we all get drunk and crash an A.A. meeting together!
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