Funny facebook statuses and facebook quotes

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Facebook is like a fridge.
When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.

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Today morning when i was driving my Ferrari alarm woke me up.
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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I promise i will be a better person tommorow ;)
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Ay girl i LIKE it, watz ur FACEBOOK name, so i can poke it ...... lmao ...
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the old saying is that words will never hurt me but stick and stotes will well they lie they both can hurt you
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Says say this quickly out loud "Ice Bank Mice Elf" see what people's reactions are...
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Come to my Facebook profile,write on my wall : i`ll love you
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is totally lacking the motivation to be compulsive.
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"they who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead"
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omg its a bloody mess what did you do I ate a ice pop Lies
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wants to tell you about a pill called Phukophizan. It is prescribed to people who for some reason or another cannot take, or refuse to take, the "Chill Pill".
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I wonder what kind of fruit eve ate ???
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