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Housework statuses and quotes

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If I talk dirty to my laundry will it get all excited and just take care of itself?
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So happy the house is all clean. Thanks to the maid! Oh wait that's me! LOL
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why are all cleaning products named things like... Mr sheen, Mr muscle, Henry, when its the women who do the cleaning??
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they have self cleaning ovens.Then I see a self cleaning BBQ grill, what I want to know is,with all the smart ppl in the world where is the self cleanin house?
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Ctrl + ALT + delete ->Task Manager ->Clean the house. TA-DA! Right? Hmm, what happened? That should've worked! Oh well guess I have to manually override program
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has decided to get off Facebook & do their housework let's see how long this is gonna last before their phone says Facebook Message
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thinks that it's funny how so often people don't notice or show any appreciation for what you do until you stop. And then... they're the ones who feel let down.
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wtf happened with my cleaning fairies last night did the have a fooking rave in my house I'm sure it wasn't this fooking filthy when i went to bed
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is wondering who kidnapped the housework fairy! They failed to turn up here yet again!
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Has been involved in some hot, steamy action...that's right people!!! I've been cleaning :o)
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wonders... how is it a "day off" If I spent it running errands and doing housework???
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Fired the maid today. Bitch has been a no-call, no-show for a week now. Wait..that means..I fired myself.
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Is wondering if it's legal to hire a sexy, to do my ironing, while i sit & watch?
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a day off!..after i clean the bathroom, kitchen, living room, vacuum, few loads of laundry, and take out something and then cook it for supper..what day off?
Group:Housework
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Why is it my job to clean the toilet. I am not the one with the bad aim! :/
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