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...92% of American drivers will say "holy shit" before going into a ditch, while the other 8% are from Texas and will say "hold my beer and watch this shit!"
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repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
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I am spending the day coloring in my coloring book.
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If I win the lotto Who wants to share it with me? tell me underneath and give me a reason why ...Oh and "because u love me" Isn't a reason
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Okay..Lets see how well you all know me..what is something I love? Who is someone I don't
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#3. You just laughed at yourself. :)
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Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be; because you have only one life and only one chance to do all the things you want.
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is having a "what was I thinking?!" moment..
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A good friend will bail you out of jail but, a Best Friend will be in jail sitting next to you saying "Next time we'll have to do that a little differently!" :D
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was asked by a Police Officer. "Where were you between 4 and 6?" I replied.. "Infant School you tard!!"
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Don't confuse love with habit
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I'm not SPOILED my Husband JUST Loves me lol <3 !
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Ok Now...If You Had 2 Describe Me in One Word..What Would it Be? GO!!
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Come on peeps. This will be interesting.
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got pulled over for speeding today. I asked Are you selling me a ticket to the policeman's ball? Officer said "Policemen don't have balls". they let me go, lol
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