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Family statuses and quotes

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People ask me if I think I am blessed. I stop, think and smile!
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Dads are priceless treasures in life that can never be replaced. Value them whilst you can.. Let them know you love them everyday. Miss you Dad <3
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says, "I love my family. They may be crazy, but they are mine. "
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if you think the word 'family' means that you can be nasty, spiteful and manipulating and I will always forgive you, you have got another thing coming !!
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thinks family should always come 1st.. cars, money, partying, clubbing. All that doesnt matter. Spend your time wisely before its too late.. 2mrw isnt promised
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Don't blame me for the hand you've been dealt that has caused you to be angry, bitter, & hateful. I'm loving my life & the ones I'm choosing to keep in it.
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My family tree has some pretty twisted roots, crooked branches, and sharp thorns.
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Friends Come AND Go But Your Family Will Always Be There They r A BIG Part Of UR Life. U May FIGHT N SHIT BUT THEY LOVE U N U LOVE THEM
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my family started when my daddy farted my sister came out retarded my whole family
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Animals are like Children, they keep begging you, until they get want they want.
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They... hold the key to my heart, makes me laugh when I want to cry, they have a perfect smile's, they love me through thick and thin...they are my sons!
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Its niece and nephew week on Facebook,if you have nieces and nephews that you love and just brighten up your day post this as your status with their names.
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Sometimes a persons actions can cause more heartbreak than words can and when those actions are continuously repeated it causes a rift that can't be fixed
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friend said "my dishwasher is loaded" I thought that meant the dishwasher needed to be run. But it meant the wife was drunk! lol
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says, "You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. You can, however choose what family goes on your Facebook."
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