Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: you might be a redneck if you send your son to the room to get sewing needles and he comes out with fishing hooks
user: felicia howell   
Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: I have a Facebook addiction, and I admit, I need Help.
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: FACE-BOOK.
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: Life is really starting to cut into my FACEBOOK time:)
user:  
Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: Wow, when i was 10 i had a coloring book and chalk, :)
user:  
Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: Whenever I get on the computer to do something important, I always end up on Facebook! XD
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: addiction You know you're addicted to Facebook when you find yourself checking your status ... in your sleep.
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: if your on Facebook and someone tells you to go read a book tell them i am reading a book it is called Facebook
user:  
Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: wonders why all the status' tagged with "drunk" are mean and bitchy? I'm happy and would like to have a party and invite all my Facebook friends over!!!
user:  
Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: addiction So I realized I am addicted to Facebook, and decided it was time to get help, so I searched for a "Facebook addicts" group... on Facebook
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: addiction Bad Facebook. I have things to do. Bad Bad Facebook. Quit tempting me!
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: *kid posts to dads wall* WTF dad. *dad: what does WTF means. *kid: uh... welcome to Facebook *dad: oh ok then. WTF son!
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: Facebook...Housework? Facebook...Housework? Facebook...Housework? Decisions...decisions. What to do? Guess I'll play a game while I decide what to clean.
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Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: Wishes that there was a way that my FB Apps (cafeworld, farmville, yoville, petville, etc) had a way of transferring the money we make into our bank accounts :D
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Facebook is a popular social networking service and website that was launched in February 2004, operated and privately owned by Facebook. Facebook became extremely popular nowadays and lots of people use it for communication all over the world. As most of others social networks, Facebook has special field for putting your status text. You can use any text as your status, it can be just description of what you are doing, eating or listening but also you may use some quote or interesting statement as your status. Status is not just a text, it can be used for various purposes: You may use statuses to inform your friends about latest events in your life. If you planned a party at your apartment, for example, you may inform all your friends about it via status and then you won’t have to call them. Once they’ll log in information you left in your status will be received. This way you save a lot of time on sending messages and making phone calls. Also you can boost your friends’ mood by sharing a funny joke with them. During the day we may find lots of interesting statements on internet and have a desire to share them with friends and status is a good way to do it. On this site we managed to collect lots of facebook statuses and our collection keep growing every day. Browse our collection of facebook statuses and find suitable status for your profile page. Just in a few clicks you may update your profile page and make it look more bright and interesting.