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Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?" Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
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If Jacky D ain't cutting it, Jimmy B don't care and Johnny Walker has gone walk about, there is really only 1 thing left to do... run around like a WILD TURKEY
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Every time I drink I break my "no" button. Yes, I want another drink. Yes, you can take me home. Yes, I'm sure I can drive.Yes, I will dance on the bar.
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thinks my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
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forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
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is wondering...If alcohol kills germs shouldn't getting drunk be the solution to being sick?!
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's Indian name is "Dancin' with Margarita's"
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Life's too short to be a wastin
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is searching for my lost shaker of salt
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Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?"
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is also available in spangled, nutted, wanker-ed, spanner-ed, mullered, out of it, trolley-ed, trashed and limited edition sober
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Ice cold Bud Light + a few good friends = one hell of a good time
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's thinks tonight is a good night to drink.
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I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..
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Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight Hey!
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