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says a friend will buy you drinks till you fall down.. a good friend will help you up... but a true friend is on the floor drunk with you :-)
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you F..bad..ing asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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when life get u down
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really needs to have a lot more of those nights they can barely remember, with people they will never forget ... and soon DAMN IT!!
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Hey! Where's the donkey suit and the tequila?! It's time to party bitches!
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now everybody put your drinks in the air, and down the mother F..bad..er like you just don't care!
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life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
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Thinks that when a cop says, "Your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?" It's a bad idea to say "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
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The problem of alcohol isn't the drinking... It's the waking up the day after.
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Went to their first AA meeting last night "Alcohol Allnight" I did very well according to the hangover I have. Tee Hee!
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is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
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act single.
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feel like fist pumping? m//(^_^)m//
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People ask me how I get through my day so Care Free, dealing with so many Assholes?? I tell em I'm G.H.E.T.T.O - Get High Everyday To Tolerate Others! ;0)
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says: you don't need hand sanitizer, just give them a rub down with a shot of vodka!
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