Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: What for you a Merry Christmas Day:
1) Merry Christmas, Jesus
2) or Santa Claus Surprises
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: To my Friends and Family, Near and Far:
I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: "Hey Look over there!"
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: Christmas is Cumin & My ass is getting fat, I hate F..bad..in Xmas & Santa is a idiot.
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: To all of my friends old/new, I am so thankful for all of you. Have a Merry Christmas. Be safe and enjoy your families. Let's remember what this season is about
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: Its December 26 so Christmas is over so lets turn off the damn music and take down the stinking lights!
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: Wishing all our Hero's a very Merry Christmas.Wish you could be home.Merry Christmas to all the men and women in uniform.Stay safe xxx
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: at Christmas some people come to your house and give you love but others come just to eat your cookies
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: is wondering if you like real ones or the fake ones better ? ....Hey ! You pervert. I was talking about Christmas trees !
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: So when someone ask you " Where is your Christmas Spirit?" Are you suppose to point out your liquor cabinet?
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: if U want me to cum over then i got an excuse, if i walk outside the snow Will get in my shoes then i Will be ill in bed drinking hot lemon juice
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: Dear God, Please open your gates for just one day so I can come up & wish my Dad a Merry Christmas & a big hug, love you lots Dad, Miss you so much, xxxxxx
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: , I Just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever, If you remain in my life then like this? :)
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: All I want for Christmas is to have everyone in my life be healthy, feel loved, and -especially- to know the reason for the season! Love and hugs to all!
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Christmas statuses and quotes
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Text: This year's Christmas shoppin is gonna be soooo easy...am gettin everyone $1 batteries with a note sayin, "toys not included".
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