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Blonde statuses and quotes

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The blond was so proud of themself because they finished a puzzle in 7 months. Why was they proud? The box said 1-2 Years.
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the dumb blonde cause the other two don't exist.
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A blond walks into the dry cleaners & drops off their dress, as they is leaving, the owner says, "Come again." they then replies, "No, it was toothpaste this time."
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the assistant asks the blonde: do yu want yer pizza cut in 6 pieces or 12.
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I'm the kind of girl who laughs at a joke, and then the next day, I bust out laughing because I just got the joke!
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I have my own world that nobody else can see that has colorful monkeys, spotted giraffes, talking cookies and walls, dogs that meow, and smart blonde's. weird.
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B.L.O.N.D.E- beautiful, loving, awesome, neat, ditsy, energetic
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without blond moments the world would be boring and full of smart people
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Blondie: Ur stupid! I'll go at night
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two blonds are sitting in Mississippi and one asks the other: "What do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" the other answers: "Can you see Florida?"
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WARNING: I'm blonde and smart. Be afraid, be VERY afraid muahahahahaha!!
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Blond talks to other blond: '' Listen, this year the New Year will be on Friday'' , the other one: '' OMG, hope it's not gonna be the 13th''.
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i didn't mean to well i stepped on a frosted flake and and iii killed it I'm a cereal Keller I'm so sorry little frosted flake :(
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2 blonds were sitting on a porch in Canada. one blond asked the other blond"which is further the sun or Florida"? The other blond said "duh u can see the sun
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okay people, please. I do NOT have ADHD. I am NOT a blo- . Hey look a squirrel! Come here squirrel!
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