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Bedtime statuses and quotes

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has an appointment with Dr. Mattress, assisted by Nurses Pillow and Blanket, haha GOODNIGHT FACEBOOKERS! :D
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Hope you all have the sweetest dream tonight ~ Good Night x
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Its raining, its pouring, Face book is boring, hit my head off to bed, see you all in the morning. Goodnight :)
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My sheep are no longer jumping the fence. They're stumbling into it. I'm going to fix that now. Good night all.
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is trying to decide which status to post before bed. Found one. Night all!
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Wishing you sweet dreams as we say good night. Wishing your worries will all turn out right...
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has gone to bed for their 7-8 hours of maintenance... If you need me, tough shit... I'm Snoozin'!
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is getting ready to head to bed. I hope I sleep so hard I drool!
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I'm off to snuggle with 2 loves of my life - pillow and blanket. They love me unconditionally even though I only use them for my sleeping habit.
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Looks like the bed and I are going to have a serious affair,it's been calling me and giving me "that look"..I can't resist any longer I've gotta be with it!
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NEEDS to go to bed, the voices in my head are giving me ideas AGAIN
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is off to dream of the one I love... you know I miss you and love you. I can't wait to be in your arms again :)
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is very good in bed. Can do it for hours in many positions, be it side to side or front to back or even with my face in the pillow ---talking about sleeping!
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is ready to lay down and dream about something wonderful, and forget about all the problems in life. : )
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I'm so tired...my tired's...tired!
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