Facebook statuses and quotes
Group: Facebook
Text: you might be a redneck if you send your son to the room to get sewing needles and he comes out with fishing hooks
user: felicia howell   
Bitchy statuses and quotes
Group: Bitchy
Text: dont dare call your self a professional because a professional might be a bitch too! so bitch all i can call to you is a professional BITCH!
user: jackie   
Boys statuses and quotes
Group: Boys
Text: boys are so much sporiter then girls so just shut the fuck up ur only good at one sport trowing a ball
user: Bailey   
Angry statuses and quotes
Group: Angry
Text: you cant break me but i can break ya fucking legs
user: name   
Bedtime statuses and quotes
Group: Bedtime
Text: bout to give my sheets sum ass nd my pillow sum head ;)
user: daishana   
Love status
Group: Love
Text: my dream never came true until the day i met you <3
user: Brooke   
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being awesome at everything."
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: Today was a complete waste of a cute outfit.
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: You can t take it with you. So why not give it to me?
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere else in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: Nothing else greater than making someone Smile :-)
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: U never know what u got til It s gone live for today
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??!!
user:  
Witty statuses and quotes
Group: Witty
Text: is old enough to know better, but still young enough to try and get away with it anyway.
user:  
 
 
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